Wanted: Chief Cook & Bottle Washer in Youngstown, Ohio For Sale

Working band in dire straits. Step right into this band and start making immediate ca$h. Ideal candidate will be an accomplished guitarist, keyboard player and outstanding vocalist. Of course, the ability to play all brass instruments and a little pedal steel guitar will go a long way towards securing this lucrative position. Seriously though, the ability to play keys is the primary ingredient we're looking for. Anything else is icing on the cake. Must be able to laugh at yourself and have a good time. The preceding traits are non-negotiable.